Pulled Over...

Two guys were riding through Texas when they got pulled over by the state patrol. So the two guys Slide on their seat belt and watch the officer get out of the car. The officer walks over to the driver's wind and tapped on it with his flashlight. When the driver rolls down the window he says, "Hello offi..." and the officer hits him across the face with his flashlight.

The driver then goes, "Ow, what the hell was that for" rubbing his face The officer reply was, "In Texas, boy, you s'posed to have ya' license and registration redeh when I come to the winda'." "I'm sorry, I didn't know." The officer writes the guy a ticket and gives it to him. When the driver received his ticket and was about to roll up his window the officer hit him again. "Ow," the guy screams, "what the hell was that one for?" "In Texas, when we give ya a ticket. Ya s'pposed to say thank ya'." So the guy quickly tells the officer thank you and rolls up his window.

The officer then walks around to the passenger side and taps on his window. The passenger rolls down his window and the officer hits him over the head. The passenger then yells, "Ow what was that for?"

The officer says, "I was just making yur wish come true."

"Wish, what wish?"

"I know down tha road, ya gonna say to ya buddy 'I wish that son of a bitch would of tried that shit with me."