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The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 
 
The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 
 
The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 
 
The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 
 
The Interior Designer  - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 
 
The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 
 
The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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(Contributed by gavin at Sep 27, 2005. 666 hits.)
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