Two Scotsmen had been pals since childhood and had shared everything over the years. One day, Angus won a rare bottle of Scotch in a door prize.Immediately, Jock says "Open it up and we'll have a dram.""Naw, ah'm goin' tae save it for a special occasion."Birthdays came and went, his anniversaries came and went, but Jock could never get Angus to open the bottle.Finally Angus had a heart attack, and was laying on his deathbed.He motioned for his old friend to come closer."Jock, remember that rare bottle of Scotch I won?""Aye, ah certainly do, Angus!""Weell, ah like ye tae do me a favor Jock, my dear friend.""Aye, anything ye ask Angus.""When ah'm dead, wid ye take that bottle an' open it up--""Aye, Angus, then what?""Wid ye pour it over ma grave?""Pour it over yer grave? My god Angus. It's 40 year old Scotch! But I'll do it for ye.""Oh, ye're a real pal Jock, and ah'll appreciate that."Jock says,"There's just one thing Angus, wid ye mind if ah filter it through my kidneys first?"

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