Two blondes decided to rob a bank together.The first blonde, Jan plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Benice, in great detail.Jan drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Benice,"I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash.Do you understand that.""Perfectly," said Benice.Benice goes in the bank while Jan waits in the getaway car. One minute passes... Two minutes pass... Seven minutes pass... and Jan is really stressing out.Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Benice. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again and the security guard comes out, his pants and underwear around his ankles and firing his weapon.As the girls are getting away, Jan says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"Benice said,"I did... I did exactly what you said!""No, you idiot," said Jan."I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

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