A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks."The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor. She had lost nearly 20 pounds."Why, thats amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"The blonde nodded. "Ill tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.""From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.""No, from all that skipping!"

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