Bill Clinton Jokes (5)

Clinton is looking out of the window and he notices that someone has urinated the message, BILL SUCKS! on the White House Lawn.

Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from every member of the White House staff and find the culprit immediately.

A week later, the FBI director calls.

"Mr. President, I have good news and bad news," he says. "The good news is that the urine belongs to Bob Dole."

"And the bad news?" Clinton demands.

After a slight pause, the director replies, "sir, uh, uh, the handwriting belongs to your wife!"