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There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out."I will grant you each a wish," he said."Why not," thought the blondes. "It's worth a try.""I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island". She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away."I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately.The third and last blonde thought for a while. "I want to be a man."She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Jun 9, 2005. 95 hits.)
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