A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter. "Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance.""Okay," says the blonde."Here's your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T.""That's easy. Today and tomorrow!""Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?""That's easy. Twelve!""Twelve?""January second, February second, March second--""Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance. What's God's name?""That's easy. Howard!""Howard?""You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."

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