The Woman Golfer

A man decided to shoot a round of golf alone, since all his friends were busy. In the clubhouse, he is put with a threesome, because it was such a busy day. He was grouped with two other men and a beautiful women.

After an excellent day on the course, the two men excused themselves. The lady asked the man to dinner, where the evening progressed better than expected. After dinner, they hit a couple nightclubs and become amorous. She asked him to accompany her to her place. Once at her apartment, she immediately gave him the best BJ he has ever had. After the interlude, she invited him out golfing the next day.

The next day, the same thing happened - a great round of golf, a good dinner at a fine restaurant, an evening on the town followed by the best BJ he has ever had. Again, she invited him to go golfing the next day.

This routine is repeated over the course of the next few days, almost like clockwork - golf, dinner, dancing, BJ. Finally, after a week or so, the man decided to change the routine. After the golf, dinner, and dancing, the couple retired back to her place.

When he walked in, she was already on her knees ready to complete the evening. The man exclaimed, "Tonight, I want to be different. I want to go all the way." The lady informed him, "I'm not really a women, but I'm really a man in drag."

The man became furious and exclaimed, "And all this time you have been hitting from the red tees?"