Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

1. A below par performance is considered good.

2. Can stop in the middle and down a couple of beers.

3. Much easier to find the sweet spot.

4. Foursomes are encouraged.

5. Can make money doing it as a senior.

6. 3 times a day is not unheard of.

7. Partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

8. If you move to Florida, you can do it every day.

9. Don't have to cuddle with your partner after you have finished.

10. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can always replace it.