A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: “God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business.â�She didn't win.So the next day she was about to lose her business and her car. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car.â�Still, she didn't win.So the next day she was about to lose her buisness, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I don't win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house.â�Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, “Buy a ticket.â�

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