A Drunk Irisihman

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.

"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"

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A drunken Irishman is driving recklessly through Dublin, and an alert cop pulls him over.

“Where have you been??asks the police officer.

“To the pub,?slurs the drunk.

“Well,?says the cop, “do you know that, a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car??

“Oh, thank heavens!?sighs the man. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.?BR>