Take care of your pronunciation!

At a bus stop, two Italians got on and sat in front of of a lady. They enjoyed their hot talk. The lady behind didn't pay attention to them at first, but she heard one of them saying something like:

"Ema comes first, then I come, two asses, they come together. Then I come. Two asses they come together again. Then I come again and piss twice. Then I come once more..."

"You foul mouth swine!" The lady shouted angrily, "In this country, we don't allow people to talk about their sexual experience publicly."

"Oh come on lady," said one of the Italians, "I was just telling my friend how to spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I."