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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this,"said the man.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball in to a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?"asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!"

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(Contributed by gavin at Sep 29, 2004. 789 hits.)
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