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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was approached by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a policeman?""Yes," I answered and continued writing the report."My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right??""Yes, that's right," I told her."Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe??"
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(Contributed by phomasiero at May 5, 2005. 227 hits.)
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