There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their
lives sucked. The cucumber said "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and
juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says,
"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in
vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says,
"You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp
on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I
throw up and pass out!
