I was driving into the old historic section of town and found Tim, one of the bartenders at The River City Grill curled up on a curb alongside the road in tears.I stopped the car and hollered over to him, "Hey, Tim, what the hell happened to you?"Wiping away his tears, he moaned, "Look at my new convertible!" He pointed to a crashed car down the street, wrapped around a tree trunk."Shit, man, don't cry.  Get the insurance settlement and just buy another car," I level-headedly advised."Look inside the car," Tim moaned.After looking, I continued to console him.   "Aww, dude, don't worry!  You can always find another blonde."Tim looked at me and wailed agonizingly, "Look inside her fucking mouth!"

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