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At 5 Star Hotel
Waiter : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate,Milo, or Coffee?"Customer: "tea please"Waiter : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea orgreen tea ?"Customer : "Ceylon tea "Waiter : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"Customer: "white"Waiter: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"Customer: "With milk "Waiter: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"Customer: "With cow milk please.Waiter: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"Customer: " Um, I'll take it black. "Waiter: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"Customer: "With sugar"Waiter: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"Customer: "Cane sugar "Waiter:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"Customer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."Waiter: "Mineral water or still water ? "Customer: "Mineral water"Waiter: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"Customer: "I'll rather die of thirst
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| (Contributed by phomasiero at Nov 28, 2005. 145 hits.)
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