Windows XP may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS XP with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse, My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption, Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys, Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard, Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and floppies are them little ole plactic discn thangs. Other features: Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.OK = ats aww-rightCancel = hail noReset = awa shootYes = shoreNo = NaaaaFind = hunt-fer itGo to = over yonderBack = back yonderHelp = hep me out hereStop = ternit offStart = crank it upSettings = sittinsPrograms = stuff at does stuffDocuments = stuff I done doneAlso note that winders XP does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.Some programs that are exclusive to winders XPTiperiter...........a word processorColering book.......a graphics programAddin mershene......calculatorOuthouse paper .....notepadJupe-box ...........CD PlayerIner-net............Microsoft ExplorerPichers.............A graphics viewerIRS.................M/S accounting softwareIRS2.................M/S accounting software with hidden filesWe regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

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