LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truckMEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwoodFLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwoodRAM: That thing tha splits the farwoodHARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter timePROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter timeWINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outsideSCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly seasonBYTE: What them dang flies doCHIP: Munchies fer the TVMICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bagMODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fieldsDOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wifeLAP TOP: Where the kitty sleepsKEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keysSOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knivesMOUSE: What eats the grain in the barnMOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse holeMAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roofENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all"RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member what ya paid fer the rifle 

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