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The 12-Step1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I use to.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I will get dressed before noon.4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash the dog, get the kids off to school, all before even thinking of the Internet.5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear what is happening on the Web.9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on my computer.12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed some time....and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!
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