For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.    Here is a guide to the point system.    Simple Duties:You make the bed..+1You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pllows..0You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets..-1You leave the toilet seat up..-5You leave the toilet lid down..-10  after the lights are out..-30You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty..0When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..-1When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings..+5But return with beer ..-5You check out a suspicious noise at night ...0You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing..0You check out a suspicious noise and it's something..+5You pummel it with a six iron..+10It's her father..-10    Social Engagements:You stay by her side the entire party..0You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy..-2Named Tiffany..-4Tiffany is a dancer..-6Tiffany has implants..-8    Her Birthday:You take her out to dinner..0You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ......+1Okay, it is a sports bar..-2And it's all-you-can-eat night..-3It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team..-10    A Night Out With The Boys:Go out with a pal ..-5And the pal is happily married ..-4Or frighteningly single ..-7And he drives a Mustang..-10With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED) ..-15    A Night Out:You take her to a movie..+2You take her to a movie she likes..+4You take her to a movie you hate..+6You take her to a movie you like..-2It's called DeathCop 3..-3Which features cyborgs having sex..-9You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans .........-15    Your Physique:You develop a noticeable potbelly..-15You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it....+10You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts ..-30You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too"...-800    The Big Question:She asks, "Do I look fat?" ..-5You hesitate in responding..-10You reply, "Where?"..-35    Communication:When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression ..0When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..+5You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..+10She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep..-20

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