10 Reasons Why Girlfriends Are Better Than Computers

1. Girlfriends are cheaper to maintain than computers.

2. Girlfriends can become older, but never obsolete.

3. Computers cannot iron your shirts or make your food.

4. It's more fun to "turn on" a girlfriend than a computer.

5. Girlfriends function very well during main current breakdowns.

6. When a girlfriend makes an error, it is not ALWAYS your fault.

7. Girlfriends do their own routine maintenance.

8. Girlfriends' memories do not get accidentally erased.

9. Even if you have been awake all night with your girlfriend,

10. Computers are totally boring in bed.