Big Busted Women-can get a taxi on the worst days-have a neat place to carry spare change-have always been the center of the arts (art)-make jogging a spectator sport-can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie-can always carry a little extra-always float better-know where to look first for lost earrings-rarely lack for a slow dance partner-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless reclinerSmall Busted Women-don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public-always look younger-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap-can always see their toes and shoes-can sleep on their stomachs-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts-know that everything more than a handful is wasted-can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle-can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out

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