Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night

But everybody looks funny naked!

You woke me up for that?

Did I mention the video camera?

Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!

Can you please pass me the remote control?

Do you accept Visa?

On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

Do you get any premium movie channels?

Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

But I just brushed my teeth...

Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

Did I remember to take my pill?

But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..

Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

You're almost as good as my ex!

Now I know why he/she dumped you...

What are you planning to make for breakfast?

I have a confession...

You can cook, too right?

Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.

Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.