12 Inch Pianist

A man was sitting at a bar listening to a pianist playing the most beautiful music he had ever heard, but when he turned to watch the pianist play, he was no where in sight.

Puzzled, the man asked the bartender "Is that a 'Player Piano?, I've never heard one play so well before."

The bartender answered, 'No sir, There's a man whose only 12 inches tall playing the thing. Go check him out for yourself." The man went over and saw him play and then came beack to the bar.

"Where did you ever find him, that's amazing!"

The bartender replied, "I got him as a result of a wish from this magic lamp. Would you like to try?"

The man agreed to give it a try and wished for the first thing he could think of... POOF! A hundred ducks suddenly appeared out of no where!

The man says, "Wait a minute, I asked for a $100, and it looks like I got a 100 Ducks, what gives?"

The bartender responded, "Sorry buddy, but do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"