A man was sitting in a bar located on the top of the Empire State Building, when rugged man walked in and said, "bartender, give me a Jack Daniels." The bartender slid him a shot and the rugged man downed it. Without any notice, the rugged man walked to to the window overlooking the city and jumped out to certain demise.

The man sitting at the bar was stunned, as the rugged man floated back up, floated back through the window, and sat down. The man at the bar was amazed and said, "mister, how in the world did you do that?"

The rugged man replied, "Its simple. There are a lot of wind currents up here this time of day, and they sweep you right back in after you jump."

The man at the bar said, "That's amazing! Can I give it a try?"

"Sure."

So the man walked to the window, jumped out, the window and plummeted to his death.

The bartender looked at the rugged man and said, "Damn Superman, you sure are mean when you're drunk!"

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