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Doggie Breath
Because our large Collie, Felix, travels with us in the car, his head between us from the back seat, my husband and I gave him sugarless mints to sweeten his doggy breath. Soon he developed a taste for them. One day while my husband and I were out in the country, we let Felix run off leash. He began wandering away.I yelled for him to stop, stay, come. He ignored me and kept running.Finally, unable to think of anything else, I shouted, "Who wants a breath mint?" He stopped dead in his tracks.
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| (Contributed by phomasiero at Sep
5, 1968. 210 hits.)
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