A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row."I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating.""Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left."I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating.""Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him."Teacher, teacher! I got one!""Go ahead, Billy.""My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."

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