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Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim, what're you in for?â�“I'm getting my tonsils out -- I'm a little worried,â� said Tim.“Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!â�“Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. “That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?â�“I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is,â� Sammy answered.“Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!â�
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| (Contributed by phomasiero at Mar 13, 2006. 221 hits.)
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