A Sailor And A Woman

A Scots sailor was shipwrecked and washed away ashore on a tropical island. As he opened his eyes and gazed around, he saw a lovely young woman wearing only a grass skirt.

Are you hungry??she murmured.

Very! he groaned. She brought out a pie and chips wrapped in the previous day.
Are you thirsty??

Very! he groaned, more hopefully. She produced a bottle of fine old single malt whisky, and he took a long, contented swig.

And now? she said nestling against him, How would you like to play around, my man??

The Scotsman sat up in delighted amazement. Don't tell me you've got a set of golf and snooker clubs in there!!!?he cried.