While being deployed in Afghanistan, Private. Joe Snuffy was getting the in-brief by his seargent. After the seargent. let him know where the latrines and chow tent were, Snuffy had one question, where do you go to get laid? The seargent. said "Go to the camel tent, they'll take care of you". Disgusted, Private. Snuffy walked away.
A week went by, and Snuffy was getting horney. He went back to his seargent. and got the same answer- "Go to the camel tent, they'll get you what you need". Snuffy walked away again, dissappointed.
Another week went bye, Snuffy's seargent. told him the same thing- "Go to the camel tent". Snuffy walked away yet again.
Finally, three weeks in to his deployment, and desperate, Snuffy asked his seargent. were the camel tent was. "Just a couple of hundred meters over that dune, Snuffy"
Snuffy took off, runnng as fast as he could. When he got to the camel tent, he tore through the doors, and seeing the first camel, jumped in its butt and started humping away furiously. When he was done Snuffy got off and started putting his pants on.
Amazed, the camel caretaker in the tent said, "Usually they rent the camel and ride it to town!"

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