A Bush Fan

George W. Bush has won the election. Let's enjoy another Bush Joke:)

A teacher in a small Texas town smilingly asked her 4th-grade class how many were Bush fans. Not really sure what a Bush
fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy, Johnny.
The teacher, a little taken aback, asked Johnny why he didn't agree with the rest of the class.

Johnny replied, "I'm not a Bush fan."
"Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
Johnny said, "I'm a Howard Dean fan."

The teacher asked why he preferred Dean.

Johnny said, "Well, my mom's a Howard Dean fan, and my dad's a Howard Dean fan, so I'm a Howard Dean fan."

The Republican teacher really lost it, because this is Texas.
She asked Johnny, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make you?"

Johnny replied, "That would make me a Bush fan."