There was a woman standing on the edge of a cruise boat, when the wind started to blow and she lifted both of her hands to keep her hat from flying off. A man approached her and said,"Madam the wind is blowing your dress up." The woman says, "But sir, I need both my hands to keep my hat from flying off." The man says, "But madam your not wearing any underwear and ur privates are being exposed." The woman huffs and finally says," Everything you see here is 85 years old, I just bought this hat yesterday." 

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