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Two actors that haven't seen each other in several weeks run in to each other on the street.

1st Actor: Haven't seen you in a while, how's everything going?

2nd Actor: Pretty good. Two weeks ago I got a call from a lawyer in Florida. It seems I had an aunt that I never knew about that died and left me $2,000,000.

#1: That's great!

#2: Yeah. And then last week I hit the lottery and won $7,000,000.

#1: That's wonderful!

#2: Yeah, but this week, nothing!

 

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(Contributed by welaf at Nov 4, 2004. 374 hits.)
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