A man is standing on the highway, bumper to bumper, nothing moving, when suddenly a man is tapping his window. He rolls the window down and asks " What's up? Can I help you?" The other guy answers "President Bush has been kidnapped by fanatic muslims! They demand ten million dollars, or they'll douse him with gas and set him on fire. So we're kinda passing the bucket and collecting." "Well, I'll be glad to help. How much are people giving?" "About a gallon each."

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