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A Guide to Effective Scientific CommunicationPhrase Translation It has long been known I haven't bothered to look up the reference It is believed I think It is generally believed A couple of other guys think so too It is not unreasonable to assume If you believe this, you'll believe anything Of great theoretical importance I find it kind of interesting Of great practical importance I can get some mileage out of it Typical results are shown The best results are shown 3 samples were chosen for further study The others didn't make sense, so we ignored them The 4 hour sample was not studied I dropped it on the floor The 4 hour determination may not be significant I dropped it on the floor, but scooped most of it up The significance of these results is unclear Look at the pretty artifact It has not been possible to provide definitive answers The experiment was negative, but at least I can publish the data somewhere Correct within an order of magnitude Wrong It might be argued that I have such a good answer for this objection that I shall now raise it Much additional work will be required This paper is not very good, but neither are all the others in this These investigations proved highly rewarding My grant is going to be renewed I thank X for assistance with the experiments and Y for useful X did the experiment and Y explained it to me
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