Window Cleaner In A Church

A window cleaner was working away at a UK Catholic church. From his vantage point he could see into the confessional box where the priest was reading an old copy of Penthouse and was wanking away with all his might.

When he had finished cleaning the windows, he went to the priest for payment. "That will be ?0.00 please father."

"WHAT?" shouted the priest, "are you mad?"

"No, but I did see what you were up to in the confessional father."

The priest takes the hint and reluctantly pays up.

The next day a priest from another parish is passing and sees the gleaming windows of the church. Seeing his fellow priest outside he asks who the window cleaner is and how much does he charge.

"Bob Jones, and it cost ?0.00" muttered the priest who was still smarting about being scammed.

"?0.00!" exclaimed the visiting priest. "I'm sorry Father that's ridiculous, this Bob Jones fellow must have seen you coming!"