White Priest

In a village in Africa, there lived a white priest. He tought the villagers that fornication, adultery, etc. was immoral and you could go to hell for it.

One day an african woman gave birth to a white baby. The villagers stunned turned to the chief for answers. The chief went to the priest and asked what it was all about.

The priest looked out into the pastor of sheep and said, "Its an act of God."

"You see those sheep out there?"  "Do you see how one is black and the others are white?"  "Its just an act of God providing variety."

The chief looked at the priest and said "I won't queston you about the white baby anymore, if you don't say anything about that black sheep."