Car Acronyms

AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer

CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

CHEVY - Charged Heavily

CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet

CHEVY NOVAS:- (are actually designed by Toyota: Chevota or Toyolet?)

DATSUN - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls Unceasingly

DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere

FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns

FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

FIAT - Fine Italian Automotive Technology

FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands

FORD - Found On Road Dead FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die.

FORD - Fucker Only Runs Downhill

FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily

FORD - First On Race Day

FORD - First On Rust Development

FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough

FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump

GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked

GMC - Get More Chicks

GMC - Garage Mechanic's Companion J

JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly

LTD - Laughable Trash Dump

MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly

OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie

PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap

PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a

Cadillac PONTIAC - Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A

Cadillac PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities

PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything

SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty

SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken

SUBARU - Screwed up beyond all repair usually.

TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

TOYOTA - Toyauto

TOYOTA - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A