Condom Colour

A just-married Chinese couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop  nearby. When the  husband left, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.

The husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sell condom and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality does he want. "The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each." So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him. 

While the husband was out, a black Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabs the thief and happily screwing away. The wife was so exhausted that she felt asleep immediately. 

When he reach the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jump onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she enjoyed the session. 

A year later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy. When the baby grows up, he ask the father "Pa, why am I black and you are white????" 

The father shouted  "You are damn lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE".