Win the Lottery

This guy bursts into his house and shouts, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care-just get the hell out!"
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Q: Why do they give female names to natural disasters?
A: When they come on to you, they are all wet and wild. When they leave, your house is gone, your car is gone, your dog is gone. . .

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Two men were in a pub. One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?"
The other man said, "No! Is it true?"
"Yes, " said the first man. "If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly."