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How To Cook A TurkeyStep 1: Go buy a turkey & a bottle of Wild Turkey 101-Proof Step 2: Take a drink of WT-101 Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of WT-101 Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more WT drinks Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky poo Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: WwwT another wottle of get Step 11: Stuck a turkey UP the thermometer Step 12: Glass Uself a pour of DoubleUT (WT) Step 13: Book the wwwtt for 4-ours Step 14: Took the oven out of the turk Step 15: (hic) pete - Took the oven out of the turk Step 16: Floor the turk up off of the picky Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get uself awother ww-hic-tttt Step 19: Tet the sable and pour Uself a gas of turk Step 20: Bless the Lord oh turk, and pass the wt
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