How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?You unzip it!

Send the type of thong cookie you like most to your girl if you are shamed to tell her directly.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village...

A good reason to be a beggar.

      A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me"..... "Babies come out of the same place where boys put their...

Bush Man, entangling the World in His Web of Lies! Coming Soon!!

"what's your wish for christmas day, son?" "I want a Playboy subscription, and a tattoo!"  

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A best friend of blind man -- seeing eye dog. (This cartoon is very funny by itself. But I'm not making fun of the blind. Please forgive me if it offends you.)

These two men's heads make a lot of fun.

Santa with a monkey ^_^