I like this kind of trousers,but I will not allow my grilfriend wear it.

The woman must be depressed when she finds the prize is a toy Yoda but a Toyota .

1.Men are like...Laxatives...They irritate the shit out of you. 2.Men are like...Bananas....The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are like...Weather....Nothing can be done to...

Sexy yourself in a minute :)

Yeah ! I can bite my ass ! Maybe there have some smell

a smoking and drunk cat  

Expensive Toilet Paper

The beauty is sleeping without knowing thar she has pissed herself..

Well, can you explain how to park the car there?

Spring is coming. Will they grow?

If anybody could help?

The man is so optimistic.

Sexy Computer Mouse - Men's Dream!

New actor of the Terminator!