Q. What did the blonde say to the doctor when she found out she was pregnant?A. Is it mine?

Q: What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?A: The Kids in the Hall.

What's the difference between Dodi and Di and Charles and Camilla?Dodi and Di are just a crush

Q: Why did Michael Jackson put cheese on his willy?A: Because kids will do anything for the taste of Dairy Lea!

When being with my lover,I will dress myself lovely. You can see gentilesse in my eyes.

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for...

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was...

Although there is only one person left,I will fight for my country.

We should make full use of our time like this.

Stop!If you blow my nose up any more it will burst.

We need more love and you can see our Statue of Liberty sometimes feels cold.

They are too brutal,it looks as if outing is dangerous.

Do you know how many boys are there on the sand beach?

My shopping cart can go along with me without my drive.

I am doing my homework, and don't disturb me.

This car which can penetrate through one house is surprising.

Do you know who is driving the car?

This kind of tank may have no affection in modern war.

Lovely babies can produce very beautiful music,do you agree with me?

  Take it easy,it will not pain if you listen my advice.