Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?Sweet Fuck All...

Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?A: The Air Pump!

Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?So she could have shade when she swam across!

Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?They can't keep their calves together!

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain.They had nothing to hold them to the rope.The rope began slipping and breaking.The brunette said,''Girls, I'm going to let go...

Blondes... They take a lickin', and keep on... Lickin!

Why is a blonde like a bowling ball?You finger her three times, you shag her down an alley and she always comes back for more.

Why do brunettes take the pill?Wishful thinking.

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway."Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?""Driver's licence? What's that?...""It's a little card with your picture on it.""Oh, duh!...

Definition of eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.

How does a blonde spell "farm?"E-I-E-I-O!!

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:“Parking for drive-through customers only!â�

Q: Why is it a blonde can not have more than a 10 minutes lunchbreak?A: Because otherwise you have to retrain her.

Why did God create blondes?Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?Because they leave to answer the door.

A flight was on its way to Los Angeles when one of its pilots came and said "I'm sorry to inform you that one of the flight's engines has stopped functioning."This is no cause for concern because...

What's the mating call of the redhead?"Next!"