What do you call two nuns and a blonde?Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?A: To stop him from going OW! OW! OW!

A preacher is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher. "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him. "Do you see those...

Follow me, baby ,let's have a striptease.

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Look,I can lift up the heavy truck lightly,I'm the new superman.

I am very happy because I have such docile babies.

In summer,this fashionable hairstyle maybe make you feel cool.

Attention,please.this kind of overtake is too dangerous!

Don't aggravate me! I'm a crack hand at martial art.

Beauty is used both to amuse men and to open the bottle cap.

I'm a passionate adherent and a strong supporter,you can see it from my hairstyle.

I am sorry for that, lady. But I really thought that was a life buoy.

What a harmonious world we would have if cats could fall in love with mice.

Who build such a tower based on a ashtray?

You got the rugby football,we will take off you clothes.

If you want to losing weight, you can try the man's method when you are no powerful drive.

You are the groom of me and you can only kiss me.

You lazy chanticleer!you overslipt and losses are caused.

  The car must have been battered about in the race before.