The fashionable dog like sunglasses and beautiful neck scarf very much.

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created."What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself....

Knock KnockWho's there?Roxanne Roxanne who? Roxanne corals sure do make this aquarium pretty.

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he''s dead.

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up.The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"The...

What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav?Cheap, cheap, cheap.

So, this guy, Bill is sitting in a bar and pulls out this tiny little piano and a little guy about a foot tall. The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully. The...

Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and assigned different...

One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls her gun out of her purse and points it to her head. Her...

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

Tired of having to stare at the luscious young kitten on the other side of the chain link fence, bold Tommy Tomcat decided to visit her one day. Settling back on his haunches, he gave a mighty leap...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Norfolk to Las Vegas. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big...

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? -It doesn't show the dirt Who makes all the bras for brunettes? -Fisher-Price. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? -The hair from a...

OK, let's consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million...

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?Artificial intelligence.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?You can park in the handicap zone.

"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths.""Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only...

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together.The first blonde, Jan plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Benice, in great detail.Jan drives up in front of the bank, stops...

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?By the buckle print on her forehead.