What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say?No.

Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?So they can park in the handicap spaces.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.Q: How does a blonde confuse you?A: She comes out and says she did.

Why is a blonde like a mosquito?She starts sucking, you keep slapping her away and she comes back for more.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?She thought it was Diet Coke!

How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.

Q. What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?A. Michael Jackson.

Did you hear that Di has a new chauffeur?Ayrton Senna.

What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?Four slugs and a dead Beatle.

What did the Queen say when she heard Princess Diana died in a car smash?Was Fergie with her?

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-mart have in common?A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?A: "I'll be there!"If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he...

Q. Why didn't JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?A. They figured they would wash up on shore!

Find how many human faces are in the picture. If you can find nine ones, you are a genius.

We are the really world champion instead Guojingjing.

Darling!now,you can see how much I Love you,please forgive me.

Who passing by can help me ?my car swallowed me.

A plane was trapped in wire line,but fortunately there's no one hurt.

I just want to know how much many the airways will pay him.